This summer, we put out the challenge: bring us your tired, your under-sexed, your overly expositionist, your love-starved mimes and costumed crazies, and bring them out to the World Air Sex Championships.

We sent our crew on a 15 stop tour through North America’s sexiest cities and saw dozens of competitors from all over the world. But this October, the Air Sex World Championships are coming back home to Austin, TX, and it all comes down to one night.

The finalists from every other market are being flown in.

The stage is being cleaned and janitors are standing by to clean it again after each performance.

The ultimate champion and winner of 2009’s World Air Sex Champion title will be crowned this October at the Highball, and after being fucked by performers as talented as we will see that night, the air in this town will never be the same again.

Emcee and maestro Chris Trew will oversee the ceremonies once again, and Joel Keith will be on hand to teach the new audience members all of the finer points of a truly nuanced Air Sex performance.

2008 Air Sex Champion Arthur Simone will serve as one of our judges and ultimately be handing his crown over to the new winner, who will represent our planet in all interplanetary Air Sex competitions throughout the next year. This will be an epic worthy of Roland Emmerich’s talents, but instead of watching global landmarks fall to their doom in copious amounts of fireballs we’ll get to see moral standards destroyed by insidious levels of sexual impropriety that can only be performed with an imaginary partner.

Confused? Check out some videos of the performances that happened across this great continent during our summer tour and prepare your brain for some serious mind-being-made-love-to.